Back to the Future was one of my favorite movie trilogies growing up and so to find out it has many strange parallels to the world we're living in right now was pretty strange. Let's start of with this the most obvious similarity, Biff and Trump.submitted by Oblique9043 to TheGreatDeception [link] [comments]
If you haven't seen it, in the 2nd one the bully/bad guy of the movie gets a Sport Almanac from his future self in 1955 and becomes rich and powerful by betting on the winners from the information in the book. When the main character goes back to his present time, in 1985, he realizes Biff has changed his time into a hellish nightmare. Here is the scene when the main character (Marty McFly played by Michael J Fox) discovers the present time has been altered and Biff is very rich and powerful.
Donald Trump is Biff Tannen in BttF2 - Youtube
Notice how it's his 3rd marriage? 2015 is the year Biff went back in time to give his 1955 self the Sports Almanac. He tells him he'll never lose. 2015 is also the year Trump announced his candidacy for president. Biff is keeping his 3rd wife (Marty McFly's mom) basically hostage because she wants to leave him and he threatens her if she does. Melania seems to not be too happy with Trump. Wonder if he's threatening her too with something.
The bully's name is Biff Tannen. Tannenbaum means "Christmas Tree" in German.
Tannen comes from the German word for fir tree, tanna. It seems to apply mostly to pine, but that’s not the current name for the tree – in German, a pine tree is called Kiefer.Besides the obvious correlation to the pine cone/pinael gland/third eye we have a reference to military battles.
There's a famous scene where Marty get's fired and he get's a bunch of faxes and messages saying "You're Fired". (The Apprentice)
You're Fired! - Youtube
There's this newspaper cover when they're showing Biff's rise to fame with an article talking about a Soviet leader offering dates for a Summit. While the headline reads "Biff Wins Again"
The 1955 version of Biff also lived with his grandmother on "Mason" street.
He has been living with his grandmother, Gertrude Tannen, at 1809 Mason Street for some time by November 1955.https://www.behindthename.com/name/gertrude
Gertrude means "spear of strength", derived from the Germanic elements ger "spear" and thrud "strength". Saint Gertrude the Great was a 13th-century nun and mystic writer. It was probably introduced to England by settlers from the Low Countries in the 15th century. Shakespeare used the name in his play 'Hamlet' (1600) for the mother of the title character. A famous bearer was the American writer Gertrude Stein (1874-1946).Biff has a great grandfather that you meet in Part 3 when they go back to the old west in 1885, his name is Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen. The same nick name as Trump's Secretary of Defense, James Mattis. Neither of them like the name very much.
General Mattis just made it pretty clear he hates his 'Mad Dog' nickname
English: most probably a variant of Beaufort. Possibly an Anglicized spelling of French Buffard, which is from Old French bouffard, a term which meant ‘puffing and blowing’, hence an unflattering nickname for an irascible or self-important man.Buford isn't really "self important" in the movie, he's just kind of a dumb bully. Trump is definitely self important.
But MUCH more significant than that connection, there's this:
The oldest plausible recorded occurrence of Yahweh is as a place-name, "land of Shasu of yhw", in an Egyptian inscription from the time of Amenhotep III (1402–1363 BCE), the Shasu being nomads from Midian and Edom in northern Arabia. In this case a plausible etymology for the name could be from the root HWY, which would yield the meaning "he blows", appropriate to a weather divinity.
Buford, just like Trump, doesn't like bad press. Although Buford doesn't like it to the point he shot a news paper editor for "printing an unfavorable story about him in 1884."
McFlySeems like an odd place for a Star of David
I have said several times that Obama and Trump seemed to be headed for some sort of showdown. And I have absolutely no clue what form this "showdown" will take but with the 4 definitions of each of the names Marty, Seamus, George and McFly, it seems to almost fit too perfectly (and my theory of Trump being the Antichrist). With the definitions of Marty and McFly seeming to contradict each other (Marty equating to Mars, the god of war. McFly being a dark featured peaceful person) I figured that Mars must have something to do with Obama's Astrological chart. So I googled Obama and Mars and the results aren't exactly what I was expecting.
Conspiracy Theory: Obama went to Mars as teen
Marty also convinces George to go to the "Enchantment Under the Sea Dance" (sounds like an allusion to the Matrix we are in and Neptune with his Trident is at the dance) by sneaking into his room, dressing up like an Alien Astronaut and claiming to be Dark Vader from the planet Vulcan. This is where George completely changes the timeline from Marty's future, knocks out Biff and Biff no longer bullies him. Since Biff is Trump...
Considering they just discovered the planet Vulcan is real, I have no idea what to make of all of this.
(Btw, I am making no claims whatsoever as to the nature of Obama, whether he is good or bad. Personally, I don't trust anyone who is trying to rule so bad is always my default. I am just telling you what the movie is saying.)
Doc Brown also had a very strong liking of Jules Vern. He wrote a book called "A Journey to the Centre of the Earth" which is basically about the Hollow Earth theory. The Hollow Earth Theory is something that always seems to come up in these Masonic predictive tv shows/movies/books.
Doc's dog in the past, his name is Copernicus. Copernicus is the man who came up with the name we use today for the star Regulus, which is Latin for "The little king".
In Latin Rex, from which Copernicus constructed the name we use today: Regulus, The Little King.
Trump's star is Regulus. (The little king, the little baron, ie. the little horn in the book of Daniel)
In the 3rd movie, Doc mentions that his family changed their last name to Brown during WWI from von Braun. Wernher von Braun was the father of rocketry. According to a woman who he mentored in his late life, he warned her of our government building weapons in space for nefarious reasons.
Dr Carol Rosin @ Disclosure Project - Wernher von Braun Warnings - Youtube
Wernher von Braun (March 23, 1912 – June 16, 1977) was a German (and, later, American) aerospace engineer and space architect. He was the leading figure in the development of rocket technology in Germany and the father of rocket technology and space science in the United States.
He also was involved with this.
A rotating wheel space station, or von Braun wheel, is a hypothetical wheel-shaped space station that rotates about its axis, thus creating an environment of artificial gravity. Occupants of the station would experience centripetal acceleration according to the following equation,
Trump bought the creator of the DeLorean's estate in 1999 and turned it into a golf course.
In 1999, DeLorean declared personal bankruptcy after having fought around 40 legal cases since the collapse of DeLorean Motor Company. He was forced to sell his 434-acre (176 ha) estate in Bedminster, New Jersey, in 2000. It was purchased by real estate tycoon Donald Trump and converted to a golf course.
During all 3 movies you have a common landmark/building that is talked about. The Clock Tower.
Save The Clock Tower: The Hill Valley Preservation Society
Hill Valley is like an oxymoron. They're opposites. So what's the name all about?
The compass and the square. The symbol of the Freemasons.
Save The Clock Tower!
Hill Valley Preservation Society? Notice the purple store behind her? The Third Eye? With the eye enclosed in a triangle.
The Level and the Plumb of Freemasonry
Doc has an obsession with clocks. That would make perfect sense for someone obsessed with Time Travel but does this relate to anything else?
These are two common symbols in Freemasonry, referred to as the Level and the Plumb. But they look like clocks to me. Even dare I say, clock towers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, as mayor of Hill Valley, it gives me great pleasure to dedicate this clock to the people of Hill County. May it stand for all time!"—Mayor Hubert, September 5, 1885
The Flux CapacitorIt's what makes Time Travel Possible
On November 5, 1955, Emmett Brown came up with the idea of the flux capacitor after slipping and bumping his head while standing on his toilet to hang a clock. The idea came to him in a vision he had after being knocked out. He drew up a schematic diagram of an inverted Y-shape with wires and stated "flux compression". He also performed some mild calculations on the paper.The light pulsing faster and faster until it's a steady stream of light kind of sounds like the spiritual idea of people controlling their vibrations and turning into light.
Looking closer at the Clock Tower, it looks familair.
The Clock Tower looks shockingly similar to the White House. I had watched these movies several times but I didn't notice til recently that "Biff's Pleasure Paradise" is actually an add on of the Clock Tower building.
The face of the clock seems to be destroyed too with the clock still stuck on 10:04.
Back To The Future Fan Theorieshttp://www.cracked.com/article_22284_7-disturbing-details-you-never-noticed-in-back-to-future.html
A Creepy Stranger Might Be The Most Important Character In The Entire Trilogy
The stated philosophy of the Back To The Future movies is that the future is whatever you make of it. That's bullshit. In reality, your future depends on the whims of some old guy named Terry who scoops crap out of cars for a living. Don't remember him? He's the random "save the clock tower" dude from Part II who, through a seemingly offhand comment about the Chicago Cubs, gives Marty the idea to buy the sports almanac that turns the second movie into a clusterfuck of alternate timelines and recycled footage.
Seeing how this guy is a part of the "Hill Valley Preservation Society" and that equates to the Freemasons, this is pretty much telling us that they control major world events through manipulation and with all the evidence here about just how intertwined all of this is not only with reality but within the movie itself, I'd have a hard time refuting this.
Why November 5th 1955?
Writer Bob Gale's father, attorney Mark R. Gale of St. Louis, was born. In his commentary to the first film, Bob Gale said that the choice of this date in the film script was just a coincidence. His father would have turned 33 years old on the day his film character Doc Brown discovered time travel in 1955.
A real life scientist named Ronald L. Mallett whose father died in 1955 at age 33. This caused him to spend his entire life trying to figure out a way to travel through time to save his father.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November
33 years from the year the first movie came out in 1985, is 2018. November 5th, 2018 is the day before the midterm elections.
1955 is the year Albert Einstein died.
The Lockard Theory
BttF Lockard Theory - Youtube
Great Scott! The Entire Back to the Future Trilogy Is One Big Chiasmus
I’ve discovered that some films follow a chiasmus formula in the way their stories are set up. What is a chiasmus? It’s an ancient writing structure in which ideas are listed in one order and then repeated in the opposite order to form a complete idea.
BttF: The Greys and the 3rd Eye - Youtube
BttF - The Greek Gods: Cronus, Zeus, Poseidon and Hades - Youtube
BttF: Through the Wormhole - Youtube
Bttf: Blast From the Past - Youtube
BttF - Assassination of JFK (Prediction of Assassination of Trump?) - Youtube
Back To The Future Predicts 9/11
I think the creator of that video was more right than he knew because there are key pieces he is missing that didn't become more clear until recently.
Tannen is a name for a pine tree and Biff means to hit or strike something, Biff Tannen = to hit or strike a pine tree. Since Biff = Trump, this gives more meaning to this prediction than the author of the video realized. Trump is part of the realizing it's all an illusion and he's also a part of the 9/11 conspiracy. If you'll also notice, when Marty goes back when the sign says "Lone Pine Mall" the clock says 1:33. 33 is the highest degree of Freemansonry, its the number of Christ consciousness according to them. The 2 stop watches say 1:19. Trump was elected president on 11/9.
A man named Charles Delischau created a bunch of artwork that he claimed were flying machines in the late 1800's / early 1900's. Charles was said to have belonged to a secret group that discovered something called "NB Gas".
The Mystery of "NB Gas" solved and "Aero" Airship Flight: A Chemical Perspective
According to Dellschau, one of the members (Peter Mennis who was an inventor and pilot) had discovered a formula for an anti-gravity fuel called the mysterious "NB gas" ("weight nullifying gas"). "NB Gas" was also called "lifting fuel", "supe", "suppe" or "suppa". This anti-gravity fuel according to Dellschau drove the ship[s's wheels, side paddles and compressor motors. Enclosed is a brief description of his 1856 "aero" motor.
One of the names he gave to one of these supposed flying crafts, was Aero Trump.
Notice the 70 on the lower left corner of the drawing above and the 4599 on the bottom right side. Trump was 70 when he became the 45th President and 9 being the highest single digit number. Now this doesn't very well look like it can fly does it? To me, it looks like a train. Well where have we seen a flying train before?
Doc claims that the train is powered by "steam". Trump's grandpa came to America in 1885, the year they are in during the movie. With Trump's connections to Tesla and all the time traveling theories, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
And Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Weirder...
Wait until I delve into the REAL Clock Tower. Big Ben, in London, which just so happens to be next to a Ferris Wheel called the Eye and another Cleopatra's Needle. Just Like Trump Tower.
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|#21 Permalink||If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank. Update: saw the gas tank one on an older reddit, turns out the handle thing is not consistant. But there IS usually a little arrow next to the icon. Second Update 99% of the time the gas door is opposite of the tailpipe. So far, I have only found that early-mid 2000 Pontiac Vibes break this trend. Third update if there is no arrow, then it most likely is on the passenger's side. I've yet to see one without an arrow that wasn't on the passenger's side|
|#22 Permalink||this tip was unpopular, so im changing it This one changed my life. If you're at home/work/party or GOD forbid your girlfriend's house and the toilet starts to overflow, take the lid off the back reservoir part and lift the long handle as far up as it will go. The water will stop rising and then you can quietly mutter curses at it till it goes back down (which it does, more often than not...) link to a Diagram: http://superhomeideas.com/images/toilet.gif|
|#23 Permalink||to peel a boiled egg, roll it around on your plate for a while until all of the eggshell is cracked evenly. Then it's easy to remove the complete shell at once. After you boil eggs immediately place them in ice cold water for a few minutes. No vinegar or salt or oil or whatever people use. Shells slip right off|
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|#27 Permalink||Tapping on the top of a beer or soda can will make it fizz less! This has been proven wrong in the comment section but you can tap the side of the can to get rid of the bubbles/fizz as seen here so the can doesn't explode.|
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|#30 Permalink||use this at your own risk *Re: #30, I worked as a parking enforcement officer during college and we can tell when it's fake. The fine for this offense (at the university I worked at) was $250, and usually a ban from parking at the university (i.e., booted or towed on sight).* College Parking Cheat Code: Anyone who's gone to a college or university knows they usually charge a ridiculous amount of money for parking (usually $300+ for a semester pass or $10+ for the daily passes), a service that should fucking be free for students considering the high cost of education. Fuck them. Buy one daily pass at the beginning of the school year (usually a small paper ticket printed out a machine on the lot), take it home and scan it, photoshop the date for tomorrow, and print. Repeat for the next 4 years. Anyone with even the most rudimentary photoshop skills can pull this off convincingly. Even if your printer is shitty, from behind the tint and glare of a car windshield, it might as well be a 7-11 receipt. I did this for 2 years at a UC and saved hundreds of dollars.|
|#31 Permalink||When you go to a restaurant where they bring you your drink in a cup/glass, ask for no ice or for ice on the side. Often what they do is load your drink with ice so that it seems as if there's more in there, especially at bars.|
|#32 Permalink||When you pour soda, pour it along the side of the cup instead of directly into it - like they do at bars. This keeps alot of the "fizzyness" in the drink and as a result, it keeps a lot of the texture and flavor.|
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|#34 Permalink||If you back up the toilet at work or someones house with no plunger available, look for liquid hand soap. Dump some in the toilet and wait about five minutes and flush again. The soap lubricates the nasties so they'll flush away. If its still clogged, find a way to dump hot water in the toilet, as it can have the same effect. Use the trash can or something. If its still clogged, kick the door open and run like hell. Find a new job or new friends. You just left their toilet full of hot soapy shit soup, you asshole.|
|#35 Permalink||When I am in a large shopping centre (mall) I take a photo of the information board on my phone so I can look up how to get to stores without having to go back to the board|
|#36 Permalink||When commenting on something, whether it be reddit, facebook, etc. finish typing your comment, stop, re-read it twice and then ask yourself what you are trying to accomplish with said comment before posting.|
|#37 Permalink||When you finish showering, use your hand as a squeegee(?) To get excess water off your body. It makes drying much faster and your towel will also be dry sooner.|
|#38 Permalink||Don't be a dick|
|#39 Permalink||if you gently rock back and forth while pooping it will take significantly less time and make it easier to pass more "troublesome" movements. Best. Lifehack. Ever.|
|#40 Permalink||Try and get in good with the clerks/secretaries of where ever you work or do business. Those are the people who can most easily cover your ass when you fuck up.|
|#50 Permalink||1st Date Cheat Code for MEN: Never tell a girl where you’re going or how to dress. Instead, tell her to "dress for a first date with a guy she really likes". Now, pick three places you'd like to go: someplace fun and active (bowling, pool, mini golf, go-kart racing, ballgame, etc), something romantic and classy (nice restaurant, upscale lounge, art gallery opening) and something in between (nice bar, coffee shop, comedy club). Now, when you pick her up, let the way she's dressed decide which you’re going to do: If she's wearing something sexy and revealing (dress, high heels, low cut top, etc.) than she wants to go somewhere classy and romantic. If she's sporting some jeans, tennis shoes or flip-flops, and a tee, the bowling ally or pool hall may be a good bet. If she's wearing jeans, high heeled boots, and nice top or blouse, than she's not really jonesing for the super romance treatment, and she put in more effort than mini golf deserves (eighteen holes of mini golf in heels... seriously?), so a comedy club or some place with live music is a good choice. And never, EVER, do a movie on the first date! EDIT: Men: You're going to wear a pair of CLEAN, NEAT jeans, a pressed stylish LONG sleeve button down shirt, nice shoes or boots (try to avoid tennis shoes of sneakers). Works for ANY occasion!|
|#51 Permalink||If you don't know if a baby is a boy or a girl ask the baby "Whats your name?" And the parent will answer. That way no angry mom or dad getting mad because you cant tel because they dress there baby in green.|
|#52 Permalink||Wear a condom|
|#53 Permalink||On flights, if you are fighting for an arm rest with a stranger. bring your arm (the one thats on the same side the arm rest you want) up to your mouth and sneeze/cough. Then place it by the armrest. The other person will move their arm. Has had 100% success rate.|
|#53 Permalink||To stop a sneeze, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue.|
|#55 Permalink||Avoid forgetting something in the morning by placing it in your shoes. (works best if you wear the same pair every day.)|
|#56 Permalink||Give yourself half an hour of downtime in the morning, between being ready to leave and leaving, and your day won't feel so rushed.|
|#57 Permalink||Simply put: Don't ever overlay your reality onto someone else's reality. Example: Person A: "Oh man, I'm having a really hard time recently, I can't seem to get along with my mom." Person B: "Yeah, I know how that is, I just talked to my mom yesterday, and she was like...." etc. Let Person A reflect on their moment of hardship, stand back, listen, be there for them, but don't interject with your own thoughts/emotions about your own situation.|
|#58 Permalink||When you're talking to someone and can't tell if they are interested in the subject/their mind is elsewhere, cross your arms. If they cross theirs as well, they are truly listening.|
|#59 Permalink||Men of all shapes and sizes: Wear clothing that fits. Nothing looks trashier than a guy wearing a shirt two sizes too big or a pair of uncomfortable looking pants. This applies to fat guys too, don't try to hide your flub by wearing large t-shirts and jackets as they only make you look bigger! Instead get fitted and wear clothing that fits you.|
|#60 Permalink||Listen to music when doing stuff by yourself, it will make the most mundane task feel awesome.|
|#61 Permalink||If you want to get into a sold out concert simply go to the store and buy two bags of ice. Walk up to the front of the line and say, "I'm the ice guy". Free concert, minus the price of the ice.|
|#62 Permalink||If you are quitting something e.g. smoking, drinking etc. Everytime you feel the urge to do said addiction : Go for a run, do 20 sit ups, 20 push ups etc. This way you can start to associate exercise with quitting and you get fitter the more you quit which can make you feel better|
|#63 Permalink||Shut the fuck up. Wait for the lawyer.|
|#64 Permalink||No matter where you are in public, make it a habit of noting every reflective surface around you. Usually you can find one that gives a decent view of who is behind you. If you're at work, strategically place cds or other reflective objects so you can always see whose standing behind you in your cube.|
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|#66 Permalink||Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.|
|#67 Permalink||Before you take a dookie, throw in a piece or two of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to reduce/avoid splasing and that kerplunk noise.|
|#68 Permalink||Women can push the poop out with their fingers properly inserted into their vagina.|
|#69 Permalink||If you're shaving your balls, try to maintain an erection during the entire shave. The whole job is a lot easier with your penis out of the way.|
|#70 Permalink||If you have crushing chest pain, call 911 first. Then chew some aspirin. I work in cardiology.|
|#71 Permalink||When you eat hard shell taco's, do it over your nachos. That way when they disintegrate, you can eat the bits you lost with your nachos.|
|#72 Permalink||If you need to store cookies or pastries for a few days in a tupperware or other type of container, to prevent them from getting dry and brittle, put a piece of bread in the container right along with the cookies. It will keep them very soft and moist. Sometimes, if you burn the cookies a little and they seem very tough and crunchy, leaving them in a container with the bread over night will actually soften them up and make them better than when they came out of the oven!|
|#73 Permalink||Kill a boner within 30 seconds by squeezing your thighs together really tight. (Guys only).|
|#74 Permalink||Walk on the sides of stairs to avoid/reduce creaks.|
|#75 Permalink||Talk to everyone like you would your best mate, and smile.|
|#76 Permalink||Sprinkle some salt on your napkin coaster at the bar.. your beer won't stick to it EVERY FUGGIN TIME....|
|#77 Permalink||To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.|
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